kaedien:

boot up, Bitch

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ufo-the-truth-is-out-there:

If you lie on the ground on your back, it’s like the world is your backpack and you’re carrying it through space.

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xyphions:

you’ve heard of “früher war alles besser”

now get ready for

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thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

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when-in-doubt-sing:

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

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guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

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nouveaux-rich:

You know what’s scary about this age? You can’t even enjoy your down time. You’re socially convinced that every moment you’re spending not doing anything is wasted time. That you always should be working towards something. We forget that it’s okay to have a breather and simply take time to yourself.

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teaboot:

2019 is going to be a great year because we’re going to make it that way, no more of this “I hope good things come to me” shit, I’m gonna go out and drag good things to me by the fucking hair

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circelline:

librius:

librius:

librius:

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

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editoress:

“SIT LIKE A LADY”

“NO”

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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

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petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

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kaitimacc:

alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

I read all of these in my head with that narrator voice

melisica:

Julie Hrudova

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